samich

Alternate pronunciation of 'sandwich'.

Can you make me a samich?

The Grammar Nazi

person who has a small penis

haha the grammar nazi has a small penis

deck change

Wrapping a towel around oneself to change (typically into or out of a bathing suit) in a public setting.

The "deck" is the walking surface around a swimming pool.

Kyle was in the middle of a hurried deck change when he was pantsed. Hilarity ensued.

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Christian. This is the ASCII representation of the Jesus fish.

You're going out with WHO?? I thought he was all ><>.

front meat

n. Breasts.

She's got some new front meat.

stoked

Very, very excited.

I'm so stoked about my date Friday night!

turntablism

Mixin' some good vinyls; behind the wheels of steel.

Let's go to the club and check out some phat turntablism!