Smooth her salad

The act of rubbing vaginal flaps for pleasure.

Hey john... how did your date go? Did you get in her? Nah, but I did smooth her salad

Chewing her chicken

The act of nibbling a girls fanny flaps during cunilingus.

Met a bird last night phil, took her home and we had oral sex . She loved it when I was chewing her chicken

Buff her chuff

Giving her a good session of anal, coz she's a yoghurty fucker after multiple sex sessions of cum dumping in the vagina. So you decide to use the rear door and "buff her chuff"

I went home with her and she was well up for it. I didn't want to stir someone else's porridge so I decided to buff her chuff