Doneric

Sexy name for the sexiest mfker to ever grace the face of the earth. Brad Pitt drinks his piss to maintain his beauty. He once pissed on a truck. That truck's name is now Optimus Prime. Doneric can make a happy meal cry. He can slam revolving doors. Mind so sharp he has counted to infinity twice. He is the baddest man to walk this planet. Fear of spiders is Arachnophobia. Fear of tight spaces is Claustrophobia. Fear of Doneric is called Logic. Medusa is afraid to look him in the eye.

Sentences aren't worthy of using Doneric's glorious name.

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