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Sexy name for the sexiest mfker to ever grace the face of the earth. Brad Pitt drinks his piss to maintain his beauty. He once pissed on a truck. That truck's name is now Optimus Prime. Doneric can make a happy meal cry. He can slam revolving doors. Mind so sharp he has counted to infinity twice. He is the baddest man to walk this planet. Fear of spiders is Arachnophobia. Fear of tight spaces is Claustrophobia. Fear of Doneric is called Logic. Medusa is afraid to look him in the eye.
Sentences aren't worthy of using Doneric's glorious name.
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noun: An erection (boner) caused by dance floor arousal. The female proceeds to grind her booty on the genital area of of the man which causes stimulating friction, thus inducing a boner. Doners are an awkward situation for both parties involved and can be reduced by wearing compression shorts or staying off the dance floor. In layman's terms, a doner is a dance boner.
Dude, i totally got a doner while i was dancing with that dime piece. She noticed it too because she punched me when she felt it.
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an attractive female that one may wish to pursue for relations
friend1 - "check out that doner"
friend2 - "I'd hit that"
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A donut induced boner. A rock hard woody you get after eating a donut, having an indecent thought about a donut, or after looking at pictures of donuts.
Hey bro! I better not eat this donut because I don't wanna get a doner in front of everyone!
I better go to the hospital because it's been 18 hours since I first got this DONER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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When a male inserts his penis between two hotdog buns and offers his meat to a female for a tasty refreshment. The female grabs the said hot dog and is delightfully surprised by a huge raging cock. One who executes this act is known as a "Donemeister"
"Sally asked me for her steak to be medium, but I gave her a rare doner instead."
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n: the result of getting aroused while watching two dogs humping.
Dave: Dude, your dogs are really going at it!!!
Tom: Yeah, it's pretty awesome!!!
Dave: Dude, that's weird. Do you have a doner right now?
Tom: Uh.... I have to go.
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