Spider-Man Disease

Spider-Man Disease is a disease in which someone has hallucinations where they believe that they are something more than human, often believing that they have superpowers. It is named after the famous superhero that people later figured out was hallucinating.

“Why's he kicking the air"
“Oh don't worry he just has Spider-Man Disease"

Eerhak

Eerhak is a disease where your ear essentially hacks, spurting out earwax, blood, and sometimes even water. It's so bad that sometimes because of it your year forms a tumor in it, it could also possibly break your staple, a bone in your ear, which most likely means you will gain total hearing loss.

1. Honey you need to take me to the hospital I think I have Eerhak