Octabus

A bus with 8 wheels which is (usually) used to transport humanoids from place to place.

Guy - You taking the octabus today?
Guy #2 - What the hell is that?

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bring it off

The the opposite of bring it on.

Guy - Bring it on!
Guy#2 - Come on then!
Teacher - No no Bring it off.

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benefit fraud

Benefit fraud is when someone lies to get benefit. This includes people who are:

* not reporting they are living together as man and wife
* not reporting income or capital
* not reporting when they are living abroad
* providing a false address
* not reporting other benefits or sources of income

Tax Collecter - Its £50 if you have income and £20 if your unemployed? Are you employed?

Guy - Errr... No and I'm not commiting Benefit fraud either.

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Compootah

How a retard spells computer.

Guy - Hey Wassup?
Retard - D00no I onz a compootah lollollol!!!111

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sucked your mum

A sad insult when someone is completely cornered usually used by townies.

Townie - It's all your fault
Cleva guy - What did I do then?
Townie -..... You sucked your mum

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choob

A chubby noob on (usually) a RPG game.

Guy - hehe Bobs a noob

Guy #2 - Lol no he's a choob.

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Londinium

What old people and romans call the captital of England instead of it's proper name (london).

Roman - I'm going to Londinium to watch a footy match

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