college

Supposedly the best years of your life. More accurately, a hellhole that knows no mercy and loves to beat you down and make you feel worthless. (See UC Berkeley)

College is supposed to be the best years of my life. I now want to kill myself if these are the "best" years.

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unamerican

Used to be when you opposed the basic philosophies of the United States, now it is supposedly anyone who challenges Bush and his squad of idiots.

It's UnAmerican to question the PRESIDENT! WHAAAA!!!

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capitalism

An often maligned system that was endorsed by Philosophes of the Enlightenment and again by the Social Gospel of the Industrialist Period during the late 19th century. A system that rewards those who work hard and use their talents to the fullest extent, now has been confused and distorted into a systematic operation of oppression and greed, called "corporatism". Can actually be mixed with socialism to create a utopian society if managed properly, a system we almost achieved under Clinton but was trashed by Dubya.

Capitalism is actually a system built for a democratic society by the definition of Enlightened Philosophers, but Corporatism has distorted the meaning of capitalism horribly.

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Berkeley Bitches

Really ugly girls that bring down the average hotness of a school/club/city down several notches. Originates from the legend that Berkeley has lots of ugly girls. Known for being ugly, professing liberal ideals and being inhumanely prudish and bitchy.

Dude, let's bail. This party is full of Berkeley bitches.

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