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chlamyphilis

The STD you know you have, but haven't gotten it checked out yet.

Hippy 1: I think that bitch gave me a disease.
Hippy 2: You should see a doctor.
Hippy 1: What for? I already know it's chlamyphilis.

by The Little Kid June 2, 2006

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


White Money

Your paycheck when it's signed by a white man, usually used for the titty bar.
Slang for taxed money.

Nurtie cashed his white money at the check cashing spot. Time to hit up the strip club.

by The Little Kid June 2, 2006

22πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


You Old Man!!!

An exclamation used to yell at slow drivers.

"That stupid fool is going 20 in a 35 zone."
(Pumping fist in the air)
"You Old Man!!! Arrrrggh!!"

by The Little Kid June 1, 2006

9πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


toilet hair

The pubes left on a toilet seat.

After taking a piss, Nimbulus realized he was balding when he saw the toilet hair he left behind.

by The Little Kid June 5, 2006

4πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Chinese Money

Money usually coming from the wealthy mommy and daddy. If not, then money earned from being a doctor or mathmetician.

Korko: Dude, look at Wang Chung. That guy got Chinese money.
Mubbu: How can you tell?
Korko: Wang Chung is a math doctor, and so were his parents.

by The Little Kid June 2, 2006

11πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Dirty Al

The name for the lustful eye usually given by the dirty, old uncle usually directed at the underage daughter or niece.

Also a name for the "I want to have sex with you because you look underage" look.

The dirty version of "pretty eyes".

Little Lady Student: Teacher, teacher!! A strange, looking mexican across the street was giving me the Dirty Al. He gave me the creeps!!
Teacher: Dammit!! I told my husband to stay at home!!

by The Little Kid June 1, 2006

15πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


That Shit Hurt!!

An exclamation said when one makes a poop so humongoid that it hurts.

Arnold: I just dropped a deuce times twelve. That shit hurt!!!

by The Little Kid May 24, 2006

13πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž