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The STD you know you have, but haven't gotten it checked out yet.
Hippy 1: I think that bitch gave me a disease.
Hippy 2: You should see a doctor.
Hippy 1: What for? I already know it's chlamyphilis.
The boy you uncontrollably want to have a sex-only relationship with.
Rampa: Check out that boy shopping for toothpaste. What a hottie!!
Rumpa: You should make him your pizza boy.
when your rate of pay is much lesser than that of a border-jumper.
Hemployee: Yo bitch, I need a raise. Gimme mo' money!
Hemployer: I'm sorry, slave pay is all we can offer, unless you got here on the back of the pick-up truck with the rest of your co-workers.
Check the lights on that chick. She got her high-beams on. Boioioioing!!
A sexual position where both parties wear bandannas around their head, talking only in Urban Dictionary slang.
I was pushin rope with wifey, Urban Missionary style.
She then called me a wussy, and stole my rhymes with her finger.
She then yelled, "You've been served!!! You lose!!! Sucka!!!"
Afterwards, she broke up with me, and I met her little sister and practiced the Dirty Al in front of the mirror.
Diller beat some hoe with his ugly stick and turned her ugly. Now she has chlamyphilis and herpes simplex 20.
It is the law that, when dining out, either one person will eat everyone's cole slaw, or nobody eats the cole slaw at all.
When Hibby asked his buddy for his cole slaw, everyone pushed their cole slaw to his side of the table by way of the Cole's Law.