transexual

A transexual is what judges and politicians do in their spare time after work.

A transexual is when a man gets dressed up in women's clothing i.e. panties, bra, lacy crotchless knickers, suspenders, mini skirt, slutty wig, riding crop whip... You horny yet? You get the idea, or just look up the American politican Hoover.

See transsexual, tranny, trany, working girl,The Prophet Muhammad, Drag Queen, Queen of Hollywood, Hedda Hopper, Louella Parsons or Elda Furry.

Hoover said in his best transexual voice, "Does this red mini-skirt make me look too commy Hedda?"

"Please Hoover I'm on a call at the moment!"

"But Hedda the phones not even plugged in!"

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AIDS-Fuck

An AIDS-Fuck is someone who knowingly spreads AIDS/HIV without thought or conscience to the victim their infecting.

An AIDS-Fuck is someone who goes out of their way to infect unsuspecting victims with contaminated blood or semen.

An AIDS-Fuck is said to be most at work when they are first diagnosed with HIV and go on an infecting crusade to deal with the loss they feel.

"Did you hear that dirty little AIDS-Fuck from Coburg was arrested for infecting guys and girls with HIV?" "What an AIDS-Fuck!"

"I hope Sarah doesn't go home with the slimy bastard from that club, he looks like a definite AIDS-Fuck." See Indonesia.

"Did you hear Tina slept with that African guy Mohib?" "I bet she just got the AIDS-Fuck of her young life!"

"Hey 'Baby Pimp' I gotta get my ass streetside to give those hot rodeo's the AIDS-Fuck of their young lives!"

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Hugh Grant

Born Hugh John Mungo Grant to Scottish parents in the U.K, Hugh Grant's career took off when he did 'Remains of the Day'(1993) and 'Four Weddings and a funeral' (Golden Globe won for Best Actor 1994). Although having Scottish ancestry, Hugh Grant mainly plays upper class Englishmen.

Other popular movies include 'Notting Hill' (1999) with Julia Roberts and 'Bridget Jones Diary' (2001 & 2004) of eating disorders and low self-esteem with Renée Zellweger.

Hugh Grant was romantically linked with Elizabeth Hurley and a black transvestite prostitute working Sunset Boulevard Divine Brown.

Other accolades include Best Actor 1987 Venice Film Festival for Hugh Grant's portayal of Clive in the movie 'Maurice'. 'Maurice' is a tale of homosexuality in the early 20th century England.

"Hey baby you ready for some black sugar?"

"Errm Errm Errm, sure, but I am Hugh Grant you know, Errm Errm Errm..."

"You fly baby!" "You a real hot rodeo!" "But I getta get my black ass streetside before the poleace pinch me!" "Hey baby you see the crying game?"

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suicide watch

When you keep an eye on a friend, family member or someone off the street who may do harm to themselves.

Like a vigil accept the person is not dead yet.

Frequently checking on someone who may commit suicide.

Emma walks into Chad's bedroom and screams Chad's dead!!!

TOULA: We were spose to be watching him!
EMMA: I know I had to run down to the shop and put my Lotto on and buy a box of fags.
TOULA: You call that a suicide watch? We were spose to be going in there every 10 minutes!!!
EMMA: (lights up smoke) Bummer man...
TOULA: I'll say! Well maybe it won't seem such a loss if you win huh...
EMMA: (starts going through Chad's wallet) Yeh I guess...
TOULA: Wait! His moving!!!
EMMA: (pulls out gun and shoots Chad in the head)
TOULA: What the fuck did you kill him for?
EMMA: Cause Nobody puts baby in the corner!!!

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Meat Sheik

Sheik Taj Aldin Alhilali is known in Australia as the Meat Sheik for his comments on western women deserving to be raped if they do not cover up and wear a hijab i.e. the equivalent of a human condom or mobile tent dress.

The Meat Sheik has now shown Australia a side of Islam that is putrid and disgusting. See anti-rape wear for Islamic Fashion.

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Poodle Doodle

A gay man's term used to describe a pretty young dick that is led around town on a tight leash by a wealthy older gentleman. See whoever the current Mrs. Elton John is.

CYRIL: Oh look darling, Elton John's out walking his poodle doodle.
CHRIS: Oh isn't that just cute and adorable?
CYRIL: I heard they bought a House in Venice.
CHRIS: Are you sure they didn't buy a House in Virginia?

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Anna Nicole Smith Syndrome

Unable to resist the temptation of money. See Gold Digger

To put money $$$ over love and happiness. See Anna Nicole Smith.

Always working to make money and never having any time to live and be happy.

Anna Nicole Smith Syndrome is a serious condition which affects a lot of people who are unable to live full lives, because money over powers love at every turn. See Asians. In a sense Anna Nicole Smith Syndrome is only being able to make decisions that evolve around money and not the heart i.e. asking for proof of income on first date and financial references to cross check after date.

That patient will develop a serious condition that will psychologically push them away from love to try and find someone who is better able to accommodate them financially, even if it means living unhappy with someone who is obviously not compatible i.e. age gap, culture clashes, language barriers, nothing in common etc. See arranged marriages or Mail Order Brides or Russian Brides.

Patients may have developed a strong influence for a father or maternal influence to keep them protected. In a sense the patient may be suffering from being sheltered all their lives and never having the confidence to take risks for love.

Or the patient might be suffering Hollywood Slut Syndrome where they do not care who they step on, how they get there, as long as they get what they want!

"Are you kidding?" "Lei-Lei has Anna Nicole Smith Syndrome!" "She only dates men who are successful graduates who come from money!" "Well little does that asian-ho know that the men who are fucking her have Anna Nicole Smith Syndrome and only marry women who come from money."

Candy: Hi Glenn
Glenn: Hi Bitch
Candy: Did you hear?
Glenn: No... what?
Candy: Well as you know I'm not one to spred idol gossip in class.
Glenn: No Candy you usually spred something else during lunch break!
Candy: Grrr! Well anyway Rebab is said to be going into an arranged marriage!
Glenn: And to think... I didn't even think they could give her away. (laugh}
Candy: It sounds like both her parents are suffering from Anna Nicole Smith Syndrome.
Glenn: Well if I were her husband to be I would be asking for a refund on the wedding night!

In the 1997 movie, 'Washington Square', Catherine Sloper (Jennifer Jason Leigh) an average, awkward type of girl from a prominent wealthy family is persuaded by the very handsome, persuasively romantic Mr. Morris Townsend (Ben Chaplin) who is gossiped to be poor and gossipers say only interested in Catherine for her wealth to engage. It could be said that Mr. Townsend was suffering from Anna Nicole Smith Syndrome if indeed true? A very powerful and sad movie (have tissues handy), with a very surprising ending that shows how far some people will go who are suffering from Anna Nicole Smith Syndrome. But who has the syndrome? The father? The daughter? The aunt? Or Mr. Townsend?

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