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when participating in love making with one's girlfriend in the "doggystyle" position, mention to hear that you had participated in the same act with her sister (or best friend) the night before. As she tries to get away, you continue to hang on, like riding a bucking bronco. Stay on for 8 seconds and you're the winner.
Alex told me that he wanted to break up with his girlfriend Gwynevere, so he pulled a rodeo on her stankin ass. He only stayed on for 7 seconds though, but that's still good. Here dude, I'll show you. We got it on tape.
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A rodeo usually begins at the end of a drunken night in the bar, with a game of "Pull the pig". Once someone wins by attracting the ugliest woman in the bar, the rodeo is on.
You will require at least one friend to beat you home and conceal themselves around the bedroom (under piles of clothes, behind curtains, under the bed, etc).
When you arrive home with your fat ugly trophy you must persuade her to come to bed with you, this is not usually a problem with the fatter more rancid looking catches.
Dispite how ill it might make you, you must engage in sexual intercourse as soon as possible to prevent your friends from getting cramp in their small hiding places...
The main event comes when she approaches orgasm (or before but this way usually gets a better effect). Remember you must be in the doggy position for any of this to work right..
As soon as she begins to climax, yell RODEO!!! at the top of your voice, at which point the room should explode with hidden friends yelling at the top of their lungs (with flashing cameras for best effect) causing your fat assed partner to start rocking and bucking like an angry buffalo trying to escape the flashing cameras and hide her big naked ass. The trick is to stay on her for as long as possible after the initial yell.
"Got a 13 second rodeo on Sarah last night, she won't talk to me now..."
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one of the greatest trap albums ever made
Friend: What u listening to
Me: Rodeo by travis scott
Friend: kewl
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When a guy's fucking a girl from behind and he has his friends jump out of the closet. When she tries to get up, he holds on and sees how long he can ride her.
Bitch, I'd give you the rodeo, if I only had a penis...
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When a group of men get together and ride each other till they can’t ride no more
“Chandler: hey guys wanna come to the rodeo with me Everyone else: nah Miss me with that gay shit”
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When a chick is riding a guy and then the guy grabs onto her hips and says, "I have AIDS." He then procedes to hold onto her for as long as he can.
"Uhn Uhn Uhn oh yeah baby do me hard...."
"I HAVE AIDS"
"AHHH LET GO YOU BASTARD AHHHHH"
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This set up requires four people, two in the closet and two having sex. When you are comfortable with your girlfriend you ask her if she would be willing to try anal sex. If she agrees, you just barely slip it in when your two buddies come jumping out of the closet with a stop watch and a video camera. If you can hold on for 8 seconds, you win.
Last night I performed the rodeo on my girlfriend, this morning she dumped me.
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