ponce chariot

A two wheeled motor vehicle, usually a moped covered in ridiculously pointless mirrors and other rubbish that not only lowers the performance of said vehicle but also makes it more unstable. Usually ridden by suit wearing Ponces of fairy boys.

What a ponce chariot!

Little Timmy: "dad, why does that scooter sound like a hair dryer and is covered in mirrors?"
Dad: "that's because it's a Ponce Chatiot, son"