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A person of the opposite sex who is not attractive, but you would have sex with.
She's a moped: She'd be fun to ride, but I wouldn't want any of my friends seeing me on her.
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A moped is a person, guy or girl, you are having sex with, but would never want your friends to meet because they are not that attractive.
Like a moped, the gay motorbike, he/she is fun to ride, but you would never want your friends to see you on it.
I am inviting this guy over to hook up only late at night or when no one is home because he’s a total moped.
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Coolest from of transportation. ever
Hey ladies! I have room for one more here on my moped.
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Referring to a fat girl a guy has slept with or would sleep with but denies it venomously, especially to his friends. He may even ignore her completely unless she is naked on top of his dick. Origin: "Why’s a fat girl like a moped? They're a lot of fun to ride, but you wouldn't want your friends to see you on one."
"I think Mike has been riding a Moped."
"She has the hots for you, she might be fat and ugly but she's still a Moped"
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A moped is a person you are having fun dating, but would never want your friends or family to meet because they are ugly or a total loser.
Like a moped your date is fun to ride, but you would never want your friends or family to see you on it.
I've been seeing a girl for several months, but I can never introduce her to my friends or family because they would make fun of me because she is a total moped.
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Fun to ride, but dont wanna be seen riding it
Dang that chick is a total moped!
"Dude, do u like that chick or what?" " No man, shes just a moped."
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