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The rarest of events... The most lauded of all early sexual summits... to both share in the end of a woman's virginity and making her squirt at orgasm in the same act.
"Alden, we finally did it, Willow and I made love last night. It was so magical. I'm not normally one to kiss and tell, certainly not brag about my first sexual experience, but I have to tell someone. It was... I think its called... a Buster Creek. I've never seen her so happy. My life is changed forever. My life's goal will forever be to bring her that kind of ecstatic joy as often as possible. And next time... I'll be sure to lay down some towels."
A particular rare genetic mutation where the sufferer projects golden glitter from the penile glands instead of semen.
"Honey, this is just something you are going to have to get used to. Glitter is a part of my sex life. I suffer from Auric Skeet Syndrome."
Simply put: smallish flatulence just before taking a shit.
Honey, get out of the bathroom, now. I've got the ass mumbles and she's gonna blow.
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The blessed event of a girlfriend who acknowledges you are not feeling well and, despite being menstrual as all hell, brings over pho take out anyway. And maybe even sucks your dick with her onion breath- known as "getting extra meat". A swallow is known as "slurping the leftover broth".
I found her man. I found her. It's The Law of Pho for real. Complete with Extra Meat ! And she slurped the leftover broth!
The event of your wife or girlfriend being on their period for Christmas.
Steve: "You gonna get some holiday fanny this Christmas, Tom?"
Tom: "No, Steve. Not this year, buddy. It's going to be a Red Christmas."
A certain breed of ranch hand who prefers a type of chaps constructed holly of sewn together rhinoceros anuses.
The tanned and cured rhinoceros anal dermis is known to be both durable and breathable.
Additionally, it has been found to have repellant qualities, deterring large Savannah predators, such as lions and rich old white men.
Did you see that man over there in the produce section, Beth? He looks to be a true-blue Rhinhole Cowboy. So sexy in his rhino-anus chaps and ten gallon wildebeest pube hat!
Man lays on his back and balances a fidget spinner (in motion) on the tip of his boner while his partner urinates all over his nethers (and the spinner).
Last Thursday, I went to a party at Tom's and got so drunk I jumped up on the pool table with Emma and my tie dye spinner... we totally nailed the golden carousel.
Had to buy Tom a new pool table, though...