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Making a video wanking (masturbating) over a ladies photo without cumming.
I made a wank tribute over her photo last night
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When someone is totally addicted to their PlayStation they are in their own little world and have no interest in anything else around them even their hot and sexy girlfriend.
J... what did you do last night? Any sexy time with him?
H.. just watched TV. He's PlayStationorant.. he wouldn't even notice me if I was walking around naked lol
Eye protection glasses which is worn by someone who likes to keep their eyes open or doesn't want to miss the happy ending when receiving a load of cum all over their face.
The Horny Bored Wife HBW called a plumber round to unblock her sink but she ended up unblocking him when he spunked over her face. Lucky she was wearing her Spunk Deflectors or his load would have gone in her eyes.
This is when you smoke weed and masturbate until you cum. You then have to swallow it. Either men or women can masturbake but remember you have to eat your own cum..
What did you do last night? Did you masturbake ?
Why do you think that?
Because there's cum on your lips!
When a girl called Holly is sucking your cock and her head is going up and down your shaft. Therefore she's Holly Bobbing.
What did you get upto last night?
I took Holly home last night and straight away she was Holly Bobbing
When you take a girl with big titties that
you fancy for a ride in you're car and you
drive over speed bumps which makes
her big titties bounce and you watch in
the rear view mirror.
Anna. why do we always drive over
speed bumps?
Jez.. so ! can see you're titties bouncing up and down. It's called speed bump bouncing
When she puts her finger in your ass and starts curling it in the come here motion. This When done right can cause anal execution
Jez.... krissie made me cum last night when she cum hitherd my ass.