Chode

One who has a small male sexual organ. Also known to be a braggart, fiend, sexual deviant, cleptomaniac, bad tipper, and a red head.

Hey Ursula why do you keep going out with that dude? He is such a chode and he looks like a genetically altered aardvark.

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Lee Time

Any situation in which a short but large Asian man, offends, hurts the feelings of, disrupts, is entirely inconsiderate of anyone in his presence regardless of race, creed, age, sexual orientation or religion.

Note: Lee Time may or may not require the consumption of alcohol.

"It's Lee Time"

Dude don't ring the gong, you may spontaneously cause a Lee Time!

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