gravy cannon

When you have explosive diarrhea. You rush to the toilet barely get your pants down or squat. When all holy hell breaks loose. Like a howitzer packed with Dinty More beefstew. Hitting the bowl, flush valve, tank and wall. With an unholy stench of dripping turkey giblet ass gravy!

After eating at golden coral. Fifteen minutes later I had to hit the 'head' ( naval term for toilet ).
I barley got my pants down. When kabooooom !
I let loose with the Gravy Cannon!
The blast pattern covered the bowl and most of the wall.

ass gravy ass grenade

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cheese dick

A military term used by rank and file troops. Started in use during the Vietnam era and continued till the mid-late 90's.
The term describes a person who at all cost to his fellow troops attempts to climb the rank ladder. A kiss ass' kiss ass. A brown nose that will sellout his brothers and throw anyone under the bus.

Teddy, Big sexy and Guilermo are all cheese dicks.
Teddy snitched to guilermo about my space profile! That rat faced cheese dick mother fucker!
Big sexy snitched on (insert name here)so he could make Spc E-4.....what a cheese dick.

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queef weevil

The next step above a Chud Stuffer
An ignorant cuckold that panders to a smelly nasty cittage cheese cunt oozing Fupasloth. A Boston and southern Massachusetts slang term for a guy that hangs around a morbidly obese shiester. And how he likes her odiferous ementations coming from her genital region. .

George is in complete denial about fat Wendy's scamming the system. And selling food stamps on the back page.

George is just a Queef Weevil attracted to her cunt stench. He will follow he anywhere.

texas truck skiing

When an upstanding American citizen who owns a truck.

Takes a Child molester , illegal alien, drug dealing minority, Swoogie. Puts a noose around their neck with a long rope lead. Ties it to the bumper of their truck. Taking said Swoogie
For a high speed long distance walk out to the Desert.

Back about 20 years ago this was actually in the news.

A person got sick of criminal minorities in his town. Dragging one to his death.

Dude: See that pos ( wetback, nigger, spic ) drug dealer?

Dude 2: yeah the dude that smells like spit and malt liquor with the gold teeth
Dude: yeah that one.... Gonna take him for a long ride Texas truck skiing. Grab the rope for me

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go heals

Carry a gun. Popular use vernacular during the 1880s.

I don't have to go heals to get the bulge on a tub like you.

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punk

similar to a bitch but with qualities of a shit talker,douche bag and rat fuck all rolled into one.
A prag one who takes the whole piece of man meat either in the mouth or in the ass ( metaphoricaly speaking)

Soldier 1: Ssg.B is a fucking punk for pulling all his stupid shit on the troops.
Soldier 2: Yeah i agree he is a real credit to the shit bag
exitance

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rat fuck

The King of snitches! A Obtuse individual in a leadership position. Making up standards as he goes along and never adhering to the moraly right. A piss poor leader of the lowest form. Out for himself and his convoluted ideals.

That rat fuck Guillermo thinks he is the best leader since Audie Murphy

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