Fupasloth

The super-fat women of upper management that always lunch together even while hosting "work lunch" seminars on how to eat better. They consistently share stories about how their workout goes to prove that they're actually trying to lose weight- just like they've been doing for the last decade.
Fupasloths tend to run in packs, as a lead fupasloth will only hire/promote other fupasloths in order to not feel threatened by prettier, more intelligent and thinner workers.
The origin of the term comes from fupa+sloths= slow-moving and unintelligent creatures whose stomachs hang low over their female parts.

Our fupasloth VP regaled us all with her latest story about how hard her personal trainer is working her even while stuffing her gullet with chicken parmesan.

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