Orbellian

Used to describe an entirely inappropriate statement or action, in any context, but particularly in situations where the offender is massively inebriated.

Offender, at party, to group: "You know any girl that doesn't slap you after telling her how you would like to jizz on her date is a girl worth spending more time with."
Observer, to friend: "Well, that was orbellian."

Dahled

To be trashed (wasted) and/or hungover. To be dahled is evidence of a big night in progress (giveaway: chewing own lips) or completed (giveaway: asleep at desk).

"He's totally dahled. Look at the size of those pupils!" or "I was thoroughly dahled last night. "

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