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A woman who can bitch slap you and make you smile at the same time.
I saw her eyes and I knew it was coming and then she belled me, my head turned to the side and when it ratcheted back I was left smiling.
When someone leaves a turd in your toilet for you to find.
The local locksmith likes to break in peopleâs houses and has been watsoning my neighbors, by leaving a big nasty turd in their toilet.
A man who enjoys people, Especially children when he knows they are OK. He sees with his ears meaning when you talk to him for a bit in person, he gets a sketch of who you are if you let your guard down. Hereâs the catch he doesnât mind if you donât want to let your guard down because he knows you canât deny your nature too long and the truth of you will show to him by you in his presence and you may not even realize your own tells.
Yep. I started talking to him and I realized heâs a Yoder so I met him for dinner with my daughter. He didnât know I am not only really good looking I have a daughter that thinks he is nice.
To threaten someone to come be in your presence through the grapevine and then be gracious to them if they show up because they know you can influence something important in their lives.
He was nervous entering the restaurant to meet her. Because she threatened him and he knew she had the keys. But she Lettermaned him and immediately welcomed him and helped him out.
A guy who welcomes you into his world even though you know you donât belong there and he knows that too. So he rallies all the community to welcome you to the community by small gestures like dropping by some leftovers right when you get home from work and just happen to be exhausted.
I thought that guy hated me and he benned me by dropping by some paella his gorgeous wife made.
When a beautiful woman drives to your neighboring town and brings you your favorite nostalgic food
I was watching TV and my crush showed up and Amelia-Ed me with a bologna sandwich that reminded me of when times were easy
A gritty single dad who has a daughter and trouble getting a date and gristles when he has to talk to her about â girl stuff â.
Yeah his daughter knows heâs a Cogburn so she dropped out of school to take care of him.