Cogburn

A gritty single dad who has a daughter and trouble getting a date and gristles when he has to talk to her about “ girl stuff “.

Yeah his daughter knows he’s a Cogburn so she dropped out of school to take care of him.

Amelia-ed

When a beautiful woman drives to your neighboring town and brings you your favorite nostalgic food

I was watching TV and my crush showed up and Amelia-Ed me with a bologna sandwich that reminded me of when times were easy

Carr

A guy who always does what’s right and you know you can trust b/c He will help in time of need and he will defend you when you are not there to defend yourself.

My friend told me my neighbor carred a guy for talk in’ shit about me.

Watsoning

When someone leaves a turd in your toilet for you to find.

The local locksmith likes to break in people’s houses and has been watsoning my neighbors, by leaving a big nasty turd in their toilet.

Sasha

She is more than a trophy and she’s not perfect but damn close. She has cat eyes and a great jawline. But this cat doesn’t purr, she roars. She knows when to stay, she knows when to leave, but most importantly…she knows when to come back.

When I saw her I had started to think of her and I did a double take and knew she was a Sasha.

Belle

A woman who can bitch slap you and make you smile at the same time.

I saw her eyes and I knew it was coming and then she belled me, my head turned to the side and when it ratcheted back I was left smiling.

Yoder

A man who enjoys people, Especially children when he knows they are OK. He sees with his ears meaning when you talk to him for a bit in person, he gets a sketch of who you are if you let your guard down. Here’s the catch he doesn’t mind if you don’t want to let your guard down because he knows you can’t deny your nature too long and the truth of you will show to him by you in his presence and you may not even realize your own tells.

Yep. I started talking to him and I realized he’s a Yoder so I met him for dinner with my daughter. He didn’t know I am not only really good looking I have a daughter that thinks he is nice.