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desk banger

The term used when you work on a project with the first part taking so much time or effort whereas the rest of the project taking less time thanks to the frameworks you established.

When I work on a Touhou-style game, the first stage is almost always a desk banger.

by The Real Driller August 9, 2023


Princess Daisy

A Mario character who is a huge annoyance in Mario Kart: Double Dash. She screams in an unpleasant E Flat when getting hit by items, falling off the track, or even losing.

Luigi: (throws red shell) Oh yeah.
(Peach and Daisy are hit by red shell)
Princess Daisy: NOOOOOOOO!
Luigi: SHUT UP!

by The Real Driller May 24, 2016

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Albert Speer

An architect who likes screwing up designs for buildings.

Dolfy: Speer! What have you done to my Department of Planning?
Albert Speer: Your building plan was a total failure. You totally miscalculated the kerning for the letters.
Dolfy: Don't blame me for this bungled mess.
Jodl: But my Failure, I'm to blame. I objected to your Department of Planning.
Dolfy: Oh, for bald God's sake, you totally ruined this building and my Department of Planning. One day, I will have an Objection Prison built and you will be jailed in it.

by The Real Driller December 13, 2022


see me after class

A type of temporary detention given to students by teachers that only lasts at the end of class, forcing them to be late for their next class. Usually caused by unremarkable behavior or performance on an assignment or project.

Kyle: Sorry I'm late, I got a see me after class notice on the test we got back today.
Chris: Really? I got one of those notices earlier this year because of mischief I caused.

by The Real Driller February 10, 2023


metal slime

One of the most difficult enemies to kill in Dragon Quest, thanks to their high defense and immunity to magic. Only those who are lucky can kill them before they otherwise run away. Once they do die, they usually give a large number of experience points.

If you end up encountering a horde of metal slimes, you'll have a chance of killing one or two of them. I managed to land a critical hit on two of them. Additionally, I happened to kill a liquid metal slime on my first try.

by The Real Driller May 7, 2022


alopecia areata

What happens when Jodl objects to your hair and decides to make you bald. Essentially, it's an autoimmune disorder that destroys your hair.

Jodl one day met a woman who had over 200 centimeters of hair. After a meeting in which the woman planned to continue growing her hair to break the world record for the longest hair in the world, Jodl delivered an objection to her hair and applied an alopecia areata curse. Her hair fell off until she became bald. This marked the creation of another bald objecting fool.

What caused it? Pandemic stress.

by The Real Driller September 16, 2023


3rd Millennium Classrooms

The company who created that stupid Alcohol Wise course forced on freshmen at universities. Their general purpose is to make you miserable. Their software is also really glitchy too; for example, it won't let you submit an answer to a question on a quiz. Also, you have to get 67% or higher to pass and if you don't, it forces you to take the entire quiz again. And guess what? It's randomized, making you dumber every time you take it.

Kyle: Dude, did you finish Alcohol Wise?
Chris: Finally, I did. That course was an absolute desk banger. The post test was absolute hell - the system kept messing me up due to glitches and dumb grading procedures, forcing me to retake it numerous times. Screw 3rd Millennium Classrooms.
Kyle: Same as you. I don't ever have to go through this again.

by The Real Driller January 20, 2022