jodl

Master at objections. Seriously, Phoenix Wright will stand no chance against him in the courtroom.

Sadly, Jodl never became a lawyer, so instead he just objects to whatever Hitler plan/says/does.

Hitler calls Jodl a "bald ape" due to those objections (and him being a baldy).

Jodl is in fact so good at objecting that he can object to Fegelein's plans too!

Jodl: My Führer, what is your plan?
Hitler: I plan to destroy the Soviet fat bangers by launching a secret attack on Stalin using the Steiner and Wenk forces.
Jodl: But my Führer, I object to this plan
Hitler: Dammit stupid bald ape! Why is that?
Jodl: The plan will miserably fail
Hitler: I don't care what you think! Now stop making me to lose time and shut up!

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jodle

A diverse form of annoying yodelling produced by Joe. Normally heard in the very early hours

It's 5am, go and jodle in her ear, that'll piss her off

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