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What Elon Musk should be called for electronic artsing Twitter.
Some people are turning away from Twitter after Elon Mollusk bought it.
What you get when you don't do your homework. Often caused by procrastination.
Kyle: Dude, you got a homework slip yesterday?
Chris: Yeah, I did. I forgot I realized that worksheet was due that day. Now my parents are going to kill me.
Kyle: If you haven't been procrastinating yesterday, you should've done it!
The unemployment office in the state of Pennsylvania. The system was much better in the past until a Facebook Update in the summer of 2021 completely overhauled the system.
The customer service system became is now one of the worst in the US. If you contact them for help, they clearly refuse to fix your issue. They log your issue with a ticket number and force you to wait for three weeks due to 70,000 people being ahead of you. And when they contact you, you'll end up missing the call and getting an email instead, forcing you to open a new ticket and wait three more weeks because your issue was not resolved.
If you ever experienced this, just contact a lawyer and sue the crap out of the Commonwealth of PA.
And this is from a Commonwealth of PA employee.
Kyle: Dude, the PA unemployment system now is awful. All they did was set up a ticketing system forcing you to wait weeks for a response to your issue.
Chris: Yeah, I'm still waiting for my ticket to be rung up. It's been a week now.
A derogatory term for a person with ALS.
I heard my boss resigned yesterday. The reason? It was confirmed he had become an ALSie because of Lou Gehrig's Disease.
A crappy money-grubbing company whose sole intent is to make as much money through adware. They are best known for the infamous RealPlayer, which is infested with ads. They also own GameHouse, which puts ads in most of their games.
Dude, don't trust anything made by Real Networks.
Something players fill their inventories with when capturing legendary Pokémon.
Why is it so hard to capture legendary Pokémon without using a Master Ball? Our only Pokéball of choice is an Ultra Ball, and yes, it takes several tries to successfully capture one.
The blue thing that every Mario Kart player fears the most. Destroying friendships since late 1996. It's essentially a way to bring the leader of the race to last, ruining their day.
You know, that moment where you spend the whole race in first, only to get hit by a spiny shell several hundred meters before the finish line? I sure do, and I wish they never existed in the first place.