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realplayer

the most annoying internet media player. from the installation to using it, users will be greeted with various ads such as upgrading and some aol shits. this fucking media player loads and closes as quick as a snail, and each action is associated with an ad.

fuck man real player even creates a separate process just to display fucking ads.

by no one August 7, 2004

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realplayer

The worst media player on the Internet. Buffers at a pathetically slow rate,a nd is so unstable it makes a mentally suicidal woman look normal.

It takes ages to start up, and when it does start up, it is so slow to use, you end up quitting it.

I might be able to give an example of RealPlayer when it has stopped buffering.

by Cloud May 18, 2004

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realplayer

Completely shit media player that people download because so many websites use realmedia streaming clips.

Buffering (90%)............

by gfsd August 15, 2004

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realplayer

A popular, free media player for the computer. Made by Version 10 is their newest I believe and it works fine.

I actually find it to load songs in about 4 or 5 seconds (I didn't think that's much time at all), spam and upgrade suggestions are rare, and I can't even think of a time that I've gotten a pop-up. Some files do seem to play better than others, but it doesn't seem to be anything significant usually. Anyway, I listen to music pretty much on an hourly basis and half of the time, it's from audio saved in my realplayer.

Right now, my Realplayer is playing One More Minute by Authority Zero.

by jusork March 5, 2005

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RealPlayer

*BUFFERING*

Hmm . . . I guess I'll watch this movie trailer on RealPl--BUFFERING

"RealPlayer sucks"

by themanwhowatches August 22, 2009

67๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Realplayer

Abusive, error riddled software force-fed to unwilling victims by way of telling persons it is required to perform such action. The "Accept These Terms" button is the default which many may unwillingly agree to, due to it accepting any button to activate. It will usually take so long to load, users smash the keyboard which give it automatic permission to download to your system and infect everything. Just as a reminder, it will infect all of your files, associate itself with all media types, and even run in the background undetectable. Even after program removal, it will reappear and you will scratch your head saying, "Didn't I delete that abusive virus-in-disguise?"

I logged on to AOL, yeah I know that in itself is a dick-move, but it said I needed Realplayer to continue. After the screen froze and I hit the desk in confoundment, the mandatory Accept button was selected and I have forever had the feeling of a giant dick in my asshole.

by Try WinAmp and fuck RapePlayer August 23, 2008

39๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Realplayer

Software which fills your computer with adverts for itself, claims to play videos but actually turns them into slideshows due to poor use of buffering.

I'm not installing that fucking realplayer on my computer, does it come in another format?

by a March 22, 2003

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