woodpecker of mars

fly agaric, a poisonous and hallucinogenic mushroom.

He was in the emergency room thanks to the woodpecker of mars.

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mud duck

a very ugly person, regardless of race or gender

Man that guy was a mud duck.

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waffle-stompers

heavy hiking boots (from the pattern the soles make in the footprints)

A pair of waffle-stompers were found in the car and were covered in either the perpatrator's or the victims blood.

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fugazi

fake, false, insubstantial, superficial (from Italian)

That bag of bones over there is totally fugazi.

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nose rag

a handkerchief or tissue

Don't forget the nose rag.

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not break a sweat

to do something with ease

We went all the way from here to there and I did not break a sweat.

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POOMA

pulled out of my ass, information that cannot be confirmed due to lack of supportive data, whether offered or shown

Okay, I admit that my comments on the news were POOMA.

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