wad

1. a blob of semen

2. a roll of currency

Just clean up that wad on the couch before it seeps in.

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lame duck

1. A political official who has lost power due to term limit or losing the vote(Historically applied to a President of the United States who runs for re-election despite losing the vote)

2. an arrangement in a game where a player is likely to lose but is still in the game

If we let that lame duck back in I might scream.

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pea soup

a very thick fog, especially one with an abundance of yellowish air pollution (such fogs were once common in London)

I don't want to go outside in that pea soup. It made me sick the last time.

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varnish remover

raw and inferior whiskey (from nail varnish, another term for nail polish, and remover)

That varnish remover was nasty.

4 wheeler

an all terrain vehicle

Don't try that stunt with my 4 wheeler.

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organ recital

1. a recital of one's medical history

2. stomach growling, borbygmus

3. a sex education class

I was tired of the organ recital so I left.

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vitamin k

slang for ketamine, an anesthetic used as a recreational drug

He was in a stupor from vitamin k.

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