Nosepipes

Noise made by air flowing through the nostrils and nose. Often heard whilst snoring, under exercising conditions, or during a cold or flu attack.

No, you weren’t snoring but your nosepipes were playing.

Cool-drobe

Refrigerobe or cooldrobe
A refrigerator used as a wardrobe for clothes (& accessories) in hot weather. Instead of food it contains clothes, lingerie & shoes. Sometimes make up.

Last night was so hot I put my clothes in the cool-drobe to cool down for the morning.

Glad I put my make up in the cooldrobe last night, it would have melted in this heat.

Ginproved

Anything that will become better by drinking Gin. Gin improved

I had a hard week, but Friday Ginproved it. After a bad day at work I Ginproved it in town.

Womble

To make use of an object which appears unwanted. To recycle something.

She wombled the pile of bricks left for weeks after the builders had been. She reused them in her garden.