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The Stoned Age

A portion of time that varies depending on the group of stoners. It is often seen as the prime time where all parties involved got the most stoned.

"Man, we don't smoke as much as we used to , what happened to us?"
"I'm sorry man, The Stoned Age is over..."

by The Sesh Gremlinz September 9, 2019


Psychedelic Selection

The process whereby organisms better adapted to their environment tend to survive and consume more drugs. The theory of its actions are dependant on legality, location, physical health, lung capacity, experience and local hemp-life. It is now regarded as the main process that brings about the evolution of the sesh and the drugs/subspecies/strains involved.

(Firstly used to describe the psychedelic ecosystem, this definition has since changed to include Cannabis and all other drugs by proxy).

Due to the illegal and hostile nature of London's black market, many o' dealers import intoxicating substances as well as producing their own native drugs. This combined with it's high population makes the citizens of London a good example of psychedelic selection. (especially when involving predators such as the wild pig).

by The Sesh Gremlinz August 20, 2018


Chunder World

If you take too much drugs or drink a lot then you've been here. The end game for all those who lost in Psychedelic Selection. (they've been.......Chunderstruck!)
Things to do in the Chunder World include, throwing up on your mates lap in a field, star fishing the ground while naked and waking up 2 days later on a bench in some town you've never been too where the street signs look like someone smashed their face on a keyboard.

"Look at that scatty bastard passed out in his own puke"
"Leave him be, he is one with the Chunder World"

by The Sesh Gremlinz August 26, 2018


Camocunt

That one fuck that always feels the need to make the same old joke every time they see someone wearing camouflage patterned clothing.

"Oh look he's floating where has his legs gone!?"
"you fucking camocunt"

by The Sesh Gremlinz August 23, 2018


Big-ady-Bong

A Big-ady-Bong is a specific measurement of bong size defined as exactly 1.9 grams. This term originated at the dawn of the Wiltshire Stoned Age where we gave Donnovan a bong this size that knocked him clean out for the rest of the night.
A respectful amount to get you from sober to high real fast.

"Fancy getting a bit fucked up tonight?"
"Yeah mate, I've started us all off, loaded myself a Big-ady-Bong"

by The Sesh Gremlinz September 9, 2019


Urban Bull Click

When you click "like" on a definition on Urban Dictionary and it doesn't register.
Doesn't matter how many times or how hard you click the button, sometimes this place is just retarded.

I would like to show my appreciation for your definition though my efforts appear to have been stumped by ye ol' Urban Bull Click

by The Sesh Gremlinz August 20, 2018


Cuntitude

A port man teau between "attitude" and "cunt". Cuntitute is the measure of one's cunty aura.

"I wasn't even sure if she was talking about me , i may've misfired my cuntitude"

by The Sesh Gremlinz October 6, 2019