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Cuntitude

Measurment scale for the level of Cuntishness a person is able inflict on others.

To confuse matters, any level <1.9 is catagorized in the Arsehole catagory at Level 4 or above

Example ranges are provided below

0.1 - 1.9 Arsehole Level 4 - 6
1.9 - 2.2 Average
2.2 - 3.4 Politician Level 2
3.4 - 4.2 ASBO / Young Offender
4.3 - 5.3 Politician Level 3 & 4

5.4 - 6.5 Politician Level 5
6.6 - 7.8 Serial Killer
7.8 - 9.4 Politician Level 6
9.4 - 10.1 Total Cunt
10.2 - 99.9 Sarah Palin

''that dude is a bit of a cunt, at least 3.2 I'd say''
''what the fuck are you talking about?''
''Cuntitude, quantifying Cuntishness, he's 3.2''
''you're a twat.''
''5.2, cunt.''*

*5.2 may not be an accurate figure, there is a +/- of 3.5 when the cunt and subject are known to one another

by senseofnon December 22, 2010

36πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Cuntitude

The extent to which a person resembles a human vagina in their behaviour.

Sam's cuntitude was off the scale.

The cuntitude in this room is palpable.

by Should be writing an essay... September 25, 2011

18πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Cuntitude

A port man teau between "attitude" and "cunt". Cuntitute is the measure of one's cunty aura.

"I wasn't even sure if she was talking about me , i may've misfired my cuntitude"

by The Sesh Gremlinz October 6, 2019


Cuntitude

A trait that causes someone to act like a cunt.

I've met the people at my school that were the actual dickhead. As adults they're perfectuly normal people but I know they have just learned to conceal their inner cuntitude and if they needed to bust it out it's just simmering under the surface.

by SipsIsDaddy February 22, 2021


cuntitude

A cunty or cuntish attitude.

Lose the cuntitude, Karl!

by J April 1, 2005

43πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


cuntitude

Ability to pull off wearing a hat

He has so much cuntitude, but his friend Frank doesn't really have as much.

by lightlysalted October 14, 2007

34πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


cuntitude

Used to describe someone who is not a cunt but is having/has the attitude of one.

β€œmy days already been bad enough i don’t have time for her cuntitude right now”

by ArcherQueen1 September 8, 2022