Homeowner

Derived from "homo" and "ner". A homosexual male with a small penis.

I'm not a homeowner. I rent.

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oweint

The sound a snail makes.

The snail exclaimed "oweint".

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stagflation

(n.) A period characterized by high inflation and stagnated economic growth. Ability to use this word in a sentence inevitably labels you an economist, and therefore a nerd.

"... and this decade unfortunately showed us a period of stagflation ..."
"NERD!!"

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section 15

Noun. A derogatory term for anyone of a minority group, especially a visible minority. Used by politically-minded Canadians with a prejudicial bent. The term is taken from Section 15 of the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms, which prohibits discrimination on the basis of ethnicity, nationality, race, sexual orientation, etc.
Basically, a Section 15 is anyone who does not fit into the general majority.

"That gay, black, Jewish guy is such a Section 15."
"Dude, that's like, racist."

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n00body

(n.) Like a n00b, but worse. This is a n00b that is a n00b, always will be a n00b, and probably always has been a n00b. The absolute most unimportant, inept sort of person imagineable.

"You're so pathetic, you're just a n00body."

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cuntflaps

Noun, plural. The two outer folds of the vulva. The labia majora.

"Put your skirt down. I can see your cuntflaps."

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Bad Hep

1. (n.) Any bad occurrence, in general.
2. (n.) An exclamation appropriate when something bad suddenly happens.
3. (n.) An inflamation of the liver. See Hepatitis.
The above are derrived from the song Chilly Down from the 1986 movie Labyrinth.

1. "That car accident was some seriously bad hep."
2. "I just stepped on a tack! Bad hep!"
3. "The doctor says that I've come down with some bad hep."

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