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NER

Non-Existent Relationship

1. The transition period between singlehood/"just friends" and a committed relationship

2. More than a hookup, but not quite a relationship

3. For people in friends with benefits relationships who want to deny it

4. The relationship status "it's complicated" on Facebook

Girl 1: Is he your boyfriend?
Girl 2: Ner...

by latticewalls December 18, 2010

102๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


NER

ALL YOU NERS ARE WRONG!!! WHEN BEEN SAYING NER SINCE 1980NER!!! NER BONICS LOOK UP THE DEFINTION OF NER YOU'LL SEE NER LONGBO; NER CANNON; NER ASSNOSEJEW, NER CLITIMUSCUNT!!! WE ARE THE ORIGINATORS OF NER DO NOT TRY TO COPY NER!!! NERBONICS IS NER LANGUAGE FROM NERRY DAYS, FROM NER DAYS. IF YOU WANT TO USE NER YOU MUST PAY THE NER-RIGNATORS TO USE OLE NER OF A MINIMUM FEE OF NER 50THOUSAND NERS!! IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS OR COMMENTS CALL 800-OLENERS!! BECAUSE WE ARE THE NEREIEST ORIGINATORS!!! WE OWN THE OLE FUCKIN NER BIATCHES!!!! HOLLAR OLE NERS!!!!!!!!!!!! Ole you ners aren't NERLARIOUS THIS IS OUR WORD!!! NER.ner.nercom!! understand non ners will be NERCCUTED NERRECOLEY

4 NERXAMPLE!!!

OLE NER DOWN!!!!!! RECLINE YOUR SEAT NERZONTILE TO THE NERDYDEGEE ANGLE SO THE NERIGS WON'T BE SPOTTED BY THE POPO!!! IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND NERBONICS YOU MUST HEAR THE NER IN OLE HIGHNERACTION!!!!! OR OLE NER IN ACTION!!! OR OLE NER ASSNOSEJEW IS AN OLE NER WANNABE NER!!!!!

by LONGBO August 30, 2008

10๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


ner

Ner is an easier way of saying No because it requires less tounge movement/articulation. Also, it sounds better than the standard No, which everyone's heard millions of times. Add a little spice to your life; use Ner.

Did you put your dishes in the dishwasher?
Ner.
Okay...? Right....

by PinguinoNOC February 3, 2004

99๐Ÿ‘ 51๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ner

An exclimation used when something is not working properly, or when someone says something stupid.

Your computer crashes you say, "Ner!", or Jeff says, "whats a chode?" you say "Ner!"

by morpheus October 19, 2003

77๐Ÿ‘ 55๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ner

No. Nope. Hell no. Your mama look like gravy and rice.

You want some grits? Ner.
You want cornrows? Ner.
Did your EBT just get declines? Ner.
Are you onlys on that welfares? Ner, I be on dat food stamps to. (This grammar mistake is intended. This is created by a white person who cannot leave the grammar mistake unexplained.)
U got Sprint? Ner, I got Boost.
Can I get a quarter? Ner.
Sir you want it buttered on both sides? Ner, I want it butteredonbofsides. BOF SIDES.

by KalRog December 18, 2012

14๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ner

slang for boner

Dude! Calm your Ner, Kate Upton vid ain't goin nowhere.

by AlaskanFranswah December 7, 2012

13๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ner

The sound a cow makes. Commonly mistaken for the more popular but incorrect 'moo', Ner is actually the documented sound emitted by cows when they express themselves.

Ner!

Cows go ner.

by Pureghetto October 9, 2004

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