pull birds

To pull birds does not mean 'to look at the ladies'. Obviously MoonKnight has never been with a girl if that is his definition. Pull birds means more than check them out it means cop off with them.

"I've not had a bit of action for a while."
"Don't worry, mate I'll wing man for you."
"Great, let's get out and pull some birds."

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face like a slapped arse

Face contorted in displeasure or annoyance, resulting in a less than flattering look.

Girl, "Let me know when you're about to cum."
Bloke, "Okay."
Girl, "Mmggagt."
Bloke, "Ooops."
Girl, "I thought you were going to tell me when you were cumming?"
Bloke, "Oh cheer up, love. You've got a face like a slapped arse."

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baby gravy

Semen. Can be used in conjuncture with 'super duper' to describe when girls gets pregnant even though the man is wearing a condom. Twice...

"Jesus Sean, you have got some super duper baby gravy."
"Don't I fucking know it."

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bullets

Name for rock-hard nipples. Only attainable if girl is completely turned on.

"How did it go with Claire last night?"
"Brilliant, her nipples were bullets."

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gum fuck

Oral pleasure normally given by the older generation as they have no teeth.

"I heard that there Wayne Rooney loves a bit of a gum fuck off that old granny down the local brothel."

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loose cannon

A wild one. Someone who does not conform to the rest of society. A maverick. A guy who plays by his own rules and to hell with the consequences. Shows you what he can do.

JC - Ladies, let me show you what I can do.

Ladies - Wow. That John Clegg is one loose cannon.

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pires

Neatly trimmed vaginal hair approximately 1cm in width, barley covering her modesty. The name is taken from the thin strip of 'beard' as worn by Robert Pires of Arsenal.

"I went down on this girl last night."

"Mott like a wich's cat?"

"No, very nice, a little Pires."

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