Freakret

Contraction of the term "freaky secret". An anonymous, previously unknown confession of sexual desire sent to a person by someone they know personally. Usually from someone whom you'd least expect it. Made popular by the social media app Profoundly.

Profoundly's got everybody revealing all their freakrets.

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The Sugars

An old Southern American term for sugar diabetes. Most notably used in a Saturday Night Live sketch featuring Kristen Wiig as Paula Deen.

I have what my mama used to call "the sugars".

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ghettry

1. Combination of "ghetto" and "country."
2. Someone or something that has the characteristic of being in both low-urban and rural areas.
3. Foods that have also originated in those areas.

1. A rusted up farm truck with brand new spinners: that's ghettry.
2. A woman who constantly wears a Japanese-cut horsehair wig, a very short and dusty jean dress with brown boots: that's ghettry.
3. A sugar sandwich fried in melted sugar-butter: that's ghettry.
4. A mayonnaise sandwich (nothing but mayonnaise): that's ghettry.
5. The Shuga-Pressha Special; malted milk balls that have been battered with egg and cornmeal, deep-fried, coated in powdered sugar, deep-fried again, dipped in chocolate, deep-fried again, dipped in ranch dressing, deep-fried again, dipped in thick caramel, deep-fried again, and heavily sprinkled with seasoned salt and garlic powder: that's REALLY ghettry!

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4C

Any racist, self-proclaimed conservative who is willing to believe - or conceive - any ignorant, misinformed and/or racist statement about minorities and Democratic politicians, most notably President Obama, who, despite their best efforts to prevent it, was elected President of the United States twice. Shortened term for "cranky crotchety conservative crackpot."

1. Noun: "One of the most outspoken 4Cs in America is Rush Limbaugh."

2. Verb: "Oh great, there goes Bill O'Reilly 4Cing again."

3. Karl Rove 4Cd all night on Fox News after the election was over.

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Fuckbuster

Almost synonymous with cockblock, but worse. Someone who constantly thwarts sexual encounters out of jealousy because they have no game. Can single-handedly ruin a party unless immediately kicked out.

Who invited Lawrence? Get him the fuck outta here, he's a total fuckbuster.

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turn down for bae

A noticeable change in your behavior after you start dating someone. If you don't act as wild as you used to, you've "turnt down for bae".

Guy 1: Alright, so who's payin for strippers?
Guy 2: No strippers, guys. She, uh... you know.
Guy 3: Oh right, turn down for bae.

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Speidi

1. Nickname for Heidi & Spencer Pratt, a moronic couple who achieved artificial fame after "starring" in MTV's "The Hills".

2. Any fake celebrity couple.

3. Any fake, dolled-up non-celebrity couple.

4. A couple of absolute morons.

5. Any couple of spoiled, trashy, uneducated rich kids with an almighty complex.

Speidi... I can't even make a sentence for this. Just say the word "Speidi" and it speaks for itself.

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