King Egbert

King Egbert, or Egbert of Wessex. King of England between 802-839. Related to the Eyre of Eyrecourt.

Andrew "Are you related to King Henry?"
Jake "No, but I used to be King Egbert"

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Foot juice

The escape of sea water that rushes out of wetsuit boots (booties), when they are taken off in a hurry by someone power shaking from cold water exposure

Jesus Martin you've got foot juice all up the side of my van.

The Ward

Bathroom, friendly escape from other unsanitary public bathrooms.

A secret public bathroom that you always find yourself resorting to in times of desperate need.

Student with hand raised in 5th period english

Professor: Yes Johnny?

Student: May I please be excused to use the ward?

Professor: Why yes of course.

Student leaves the room and enters school bathroom to notice no stall doors and single ply toilet paper. Turns around, walk out of schools side door across the street to a museum and asks the lady at the counter for the bathroom. Lady points to the left. Boy finds big, nice smelling facilities with plentiful toilet paper and door. Boy enjoys poop. Boy walks back to class.

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