A friend which will only be pleased when you purchase him Garfield kart
Damn my gf left me and killed my parents
Wessex:Ok
Buy me Garfield kart
1π 1π
When you have a danger wank and spaff all over anything or anyone in the close vicinity.
Thought of whilst on a ferry back from Iles of Wight
See that car, its gonna get a good wessexing, sit in the back seat, wack one out and spaff on the driver!
4π 6π
A little place that can afford a staff room but not glue sticks
The kings of Wessex think theyβre really posh but they are really not.
2π 1π
the skankiest shittiest most fucking dumb school.
going to kings of wessex makes me want to fucking top myself
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a hideous royal navy helicopter with an absurd nose
joe: did you see that westland wessex
ryan: the big ugly one?
the act of sex when you shit on your partners back and tell him/her that this cute little hedgehog lives there from now on
Ist it ok if i give you a wessex backpoo-hedgehog tonight? i have already bought the salt-sticks