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a bowel movement solely consisting of small pebble or rock sized pieces, typically the result of poor hydration. often this condition is spoken of as an annoyance or inconvenience due to lack of certainty in the completion of the task; the phrase âdropping the kids off at the poolâ is a synonymous expression
Sorry it took so long for me to get back from the can, guys. I had pooplets and you never really know when youâre done.
I wish that guy in front of me hadnât tootled as we were climbing the stairs. I think I had my mouth open?
a firm, but really long shit, as if one could grasp it hand over hand measuring the length of three stacked fists
Oh boy, I just gave birth to a three hander today! All that fiber cereal I ate this week is really packing âem large. I damn near jammed the bowl when it broke in half on the flush!