tootles

variation of goodbye, cya, later, etc.

Betsy: Bye Fran, I'm off to the pool.
Fran: Tootles

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tootles

god tier sloppy from an authority figure especially a teacher

person 1: yo you fuckin with that new teacher?
person 2: hell yeah she gave me tootles in the teacher’s lounge.
person 1: damn

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tootles

uesed to say good bye by gay ppl who are unsure of themselves

That nerd over there jus said tootles to me! What was he thinking?!?

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tootlings

Italian dialect/slang for tortellini. Tortellini are a pasta dish, with flat, round sheets of pasta folded around a cheese or meat and cheese filling. They are traditionally served in broth, but can also be served in sauce.

My Nonna makes better tootlings than your Nonna, you don't like my Nonna's tootlings, FANGOOL!

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Tootle

To insert your penis into another being's anus and then to literally spin them around in circles forming a human windmill.

1: Dude you wanna Tootle?!
2: Yeah sure, but no lubricant, I enjoy the blood.
1: Sweet, how fast do you want me to spin you?
2: Meatspin x 92
1: Nice!

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Tootle

To be had by a person of mischief, tricked, deceived in a way that is almost comical, to experience another man's shananagaens, to fall in to the antics of a mischeivious man.

Man, when I realized he had hacked into my computer and tootled everything up, I knew it was done by a tootle. Thats when I decided to buy anti-tootle software. The Tootling has almost been untootled, but I still smell the stench of tootleism.

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Tootle

the elimination of a small amount of urine after one passes gas.

Stop tootleing, you are getting the couch all wet.

Jill tootled and had to change her pant suit.

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