netweaver

When three women lay on top of eachother with their genitls facing the same direction forming a 'net'. You as the fourth party must weave your way through all.

Johnny was the netweaver during his latest party.

Hamasbot

A biological human being who is active on social media and replies to everything with “free Palestine”

Man 1: “Hey dude how’s it going?”
Man 2: “Free Palestine”
Man 1: “Ok. And how are you?”
Man 2: : “Free Palestine“
Man 1: “oops I guess you’re a hamasbot”

Filmcholy

The sudden feeling you get when watching a film you're enjoying that the film is almost ending.

I always get stricken by an overwhelming feeling of filmcholy when I see that scene because I know the film is about to end

kurbublin

The act of repeatedly entering and deleting text in a messaging platform and the recipient of the intended text can see the process.

Guy: Aren't you gonna respond ho?
Ex gf: No

Guy: You were kurbublin for like 5 minutes wtf

Ex gf: fuck off

Gazalight

Blaming the victim of a terrorist attack for the terrorist attack.

Man 1: “Its Israel’s fault that babies were decapitated by Hamas”
Man 2: “No it’s not and don’t gazalight me!”

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