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A Frankenwiener is the name for someones penis that was pierced cross ways. So that it has a bolt coming out each side like Frankensteins neck!
Jenny...I went out with Ben last night and we were gonna do it but when I reached down his pants I found out he had a Frankenwiener and there is NO WAY I'm gonna do him Now!
Marcie...Can I have his phone number then?
Carpe Dame means to 'Seize the Girl"
Mark....Boy I sure think that gal with the brown hair and the big knockers is cute.
Tom....Ya she is a cutie.
Mark... I wanna ask her out ,but she's busy looking at the cucumbers.
Tom...Screw it...Be a Man and "Carpe Dame"
Mark...No shit...here I go!
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Barracken is the term to describe the condition of something after Barrack Obama has had anything to do with it.
Mark....The economy is Barracken!
Chris ...Ya so is healthcare....and the banking system...and GM...and Chrysler!
Mark...I sure wish he would keep his nose out of everything...He has the "Reverse Midas Touch"!
The 86-20 rule states that 86% of all income taxes are paid by the top earning 20% of the taxpayers.
Fuck poor people...don't they understand the 86-20 rule?
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When you feel euphoric from kissing some one....especially the first time.
I had a kissgasm from making out with Kelly! I almost passed out!
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"That Finger Thing" describes the act of massaging a women's "G" spot during oral sex.
Helen...What in the Fuck was "That Finger Thing" you did....Holly Shit.....It was like a multi-dimensional orgasm! I have never had anyone do that to me!....Really I'm not kidding!
Mark...Thanks!
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THe AA wave is the "Flying the Bird" in reverse. IT is used as a symbol that members of AA are trying to change and be nicer to people. IT is fomed by holding down the middle finger with the thumb and extending the other three fingers.
It was developed by Mark E. and Mike C. of Vancouver Washington on the anniversary of Dr. Bob's last drink! The next day was AA's 75th anniversary!
I was driving to an AA meeting the other day and some guy cut me off....probably by accident... so I gave him the AA wave and wished him well!
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