gnartastic

a bail while skating, surfing, blading, biking etc. but while it is very gnarly it looks fantastic at the same time

"dude did you see Zack's gnartastic bail yesterday?"

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Got Milk

a government conspiracy. the "got milk" commercials are actually a code. G= Government. O=Officials. T= Try. M=Mutilating. I=Innocent. L=Little. K=Kids. Its the sick truth

"Did you know that Got Milk actualy means Government Officials Try Mutilating Innocent Little Kids?"

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bugle kiss

when you put a bugle (the snack) in your mouth but making sure it is somewhat sticking out and kissing someone. originated in Burbank Illinois.

"stop fucking giving me bugle kisses man, thats so gay"

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Pubby

When in a public area, getting a half erect penis also known as a "chubby" being somewhat visible to the naked eye and you at that moment feel shame.

I hope she doesn't come up and say Hi to me. This pubby I have is too fierce.

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