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When someone is thinking of you in a sexual way.
My nipples itch someone must be thinking about me.
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A person who tries to point out obvious logical flaws or incorrect data in a meme that was intended for comedic or entertainment purposes.
Why waste your time being a meme warrior over memes we know arenât factual?
The 100 Word Rule is a rule that can be applied to a person who talks too much. This rule allows them to only speak 100 words in a given time period. The 100 Word Rule can also be used on a person who constantly disagrees with everyone's point of view, where it would be used to limit the amount of arguing that person can do. The punishment for breaking the 100 Word Rule is 25 punches for every extra word over 100.
Rory: ...and that's why I disagree with your idea.
Mike: You have said 98 words. 2 more until you break the 100 Word Rule.
Rory: This rule really sucks.
Mike: Now you are two over the limit! I am going to enjoy all 50 of these punches.
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When you have a stain around your lips like you just drank a glass of Kool-Aid. Or her lip stick on the skin surrounding her lips. Or her filter isnât lining up with her lips giving her the appearance she just drank a glass of Kool-Aid.
When the filter donât cover your lips right, it looks like you got a Kool-Aid Smile.
A line on a graph representing the amount of times a person talks about his/her abs, his/her dad, workouts, coupons, or politics compared to the total amount of talking they do. The slope of an average person is about 0.001, while the Weiskirch diagonal has a slope of around 0.83. Any person who exceeds the slope of the Weiskirch Diagonal should be put in a mental hospital and should also be forced to eat only stale bread for the rest of their lives.
Will: Man, that guy at the gym really knew his coupons.
Jim: Did he talk about them a lot?
Will: Yeah. He and his dad both crossed the Weiskirch Diagonal.
Jim: I hope they like stale bread.