Chargerette

San Diego Chargers cheerleaders circa 1986 who are too old to cheer at NFL games and haven't embraced the fact that they're no longer hot. They're often seen at tradeshows and in hotel lobbies stalking rich old software guys seeking extra-marital action.

Rudy went to San Diego for work and secretly hoped he might hook up with a Chargerette.

TWADD

A person who has an attention span limited to the length of a twitter message, 140 characters or less.

My boss is a complete TWADD. I have to keep my status reports shorter than a tweet so he can comprehend the whole message. Anything longer and he won't read it.

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Shitstracted

When you get distracted while talking a shit and tie up the bathroom for too long.

Son what are you doing in there? It’s my turn. Sorry dad… I got shitstracted watching videos on my phone.