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shitstracted

When you have to poop so badly that you get distracted from whatever you are currently doing to go and shit.

After eating some Chipotle I was trying to tell Jacob about a dashing set of bitties I saw when I got shitstracted and left.

by DaleHowerchuck March 31, 2014


Shitstracted

When you get distracted while talking a shit and tie up the bathroom for too long.

Son what are you doing in there? It’s my turn. Sorry dad… I got shitstracted watching videos on my phone.

by the creeper October 30, 2021