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a figure made up from the imagination to explain why things happen in the world.
people are stupid and scared so they mad up a fictional "hero" to protect them
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The drummer for Alice in chains and in my and any other drummer with an ounce of knowledge: The best drummer that ever lived.
Man! Hes a DUUUUUUUDE!
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Referring to a devasting hit during a sporting event. Used in the context of "Laying the Wood" or "Bringing the Wood." Oftentimes leads to crippling injury which is incouragable as it brings added prestige to those that "Bring the Wood."
Coach: Tommy, you're big and black, now go out there and lay the wood on the white QB and put him out of the game
In Action: Tommy gets owned by a more supreme fat white lineman as the big man brings the wood to him.
Tommmy now lives in a wheel chair and shits himself regularly. Fuck you tough black guy that dominates sports and makes them disgraceful.
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when the guy lasts considerably longer as a result of his enebriated state (drunk).
i had liquor dick, and we fucked for hours...
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main character in FFX. Thinks too much. He's pretty good with a sword. Yuna's bestest guardian.
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Derive from the German word "Blitzkrieg" which means lightning war, blitzkrap is the act of lightning shitting. This is to take a dump in as little time as possible, pushing as hard as you can to get it out. Can be used when short of time but you're starting to turtle head. Warning: Blitzkrap is an art. Know your limits and don't push to hard or you'll blow your o ring
"Dude we gotta go the candy shop closes in 5 minutes"
"Okay give me one second and I'll take a blitzkrap."
Dick was on a date with a girl when he suddenly had to #2. Embarassed his date would know what he was doing if he took too long in the bathroom, Dick blitzkrapped and got back to his date.
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Fapie is a derivative of the word fape. It has two meanings: 1. the state of being faped; 2. pronoun used as the second word in a two-noun phrase.
1. That dude was getting his fapie on.
2. Consider "Overlook Cafe," which becomes "OverlookFapie" under this pronoun convention
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