Faped

Derived from "Facebook Raped". The cyber-crime of hacking into one's facebook and proceeding to update their status without their knowledge, usually in a humourous way (eg What's on your mind? - "I Eat Large Wang").

I totally Faped Kid Drordy the other day. His status was like that for days!

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fape

(v.) To "rape" someone's Facebook profile by looking at their pictures and/or videos for whatever purpose.

Origin - portmanteau of Facebook and rape (2009)

1. "Ah you know that cute girl who sits in front of you in our psych class? Let's fape her!"

2. "Let's fape her profile -- her pictures are public."

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fape

A portmanteau of "fap" and "vape"

Consequential masturbation of a man that is sexually abstinent due to using a vaporizer.

Gee, Caleb almost got laid last night, until he starting vaping in front that girl. Now he's going to go home and fape

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fape

fake bape clothing, shoes, and/or accessories.

bootleg sweatshop-made imitation bapes usually found in ghetto strip malls.

A: Maan, how'd the Mickey D's cashier afford those bapes?
B: Easy. Chinatown. They're FAPES.

C: If the person rockin them looks broke, most likely they're FAPES.

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Faping

Faping is a combination of raping and fapping. It is when you don't particularly want to have sex, but your hand (or sex toy) goes roaming without your will. Most often, this will happen in your sleep. Many a poor soul had woken up to find their hand faping them.

"Shauna's hand is a dirty fapist, she's always waking up to find it faping her"

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Faping

Faping is masturbsting yourself to sleep.

Faping : Fap and nap

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Fapeeing

When you slightly piss when you fapping

I was about to finna nut then, I start fapeeing.