Loosey Goosey Solution

When a girl has a really loose vagina and you stick your hand inside along with your dick and jerk off inside.

My wife had a baby the other day, she let me perform the loosey goosey fix on that dialation. And that's the loosey goosey solution

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Slutty lunch

An absolutely extravagantly greasy or over-the-top expensive lunch eaten specifically during lunch on a workday for no real reason.

Hey Bro, do you want to get slutty lunch today or are you feeling conservative?

Let’s grab slutty lunch today and stimulate the local economy.