Workday

A software application used to bring an organization to a screaming halt

Everything was working great at our company, then we installed Workday and nothing works.

Workday Play

Any sort of sexual activity done during the days of Monday-Thursday.

Any sort of sexual favors received during a non-weekend.

Mark: Dude, did you hook up with Susan on Tuesday?

Jack: Hell yeah, man! Workday Play!

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workday date

When you and your loved one skip out on work early to do something really cool....

Me and Ma'boo made a workday date to see a rehearsal of the Dance Theatre of Harlem.

Middle-of-the-workday hot

When a female seems hotter during the workday, than she actually is.

At 1:00pm on a Monday at work: wow Susan is hot!

At 10pm on Saturday at a club: Is that the same Susan from work? WTF

Susan is "middle-of-the-workday hot"

Workday Rally

The term used to describe when your friends want to drink and you have work tomorrow; so you do the responsible thing and work hungover.

Bro 1: Hey dawg, did you just want to kick it tonight, i know you got work tomorrow
Bro 2: Nah we’re gettin hammered, workday rally never fails