Mogging

Mogging is a slang term for the human stain of Brexit politics. It is most often found on the trousers of Eton boys after emissions resulting from intense self satisfaction and the misfortune of others.
A Mogg is to an unpleasant stain.

If you keep up that incessent Mogging you will go blind.
His mogged trousers showed the stains from his efforts from spaffing on kitten heals

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Pfeffel

Pseudo Old English word.
The sound made when polishing a turd.
Slang for unrendered lard.
Deliberate and wilful clown impersonations.
Pfeffeling:
The process of anal ring bleaching by hydroquinones. Banned in the EU.
Pfeffled:
To be sandbagged by Old Etonians
To smile like a Pfeffel :
To continually have a grotesque smirk.

After spaffing on a wall he turned his attentions to polishing turds which pfeffeled softly in the evening sun.
The man stuffing his face looked for all the world like pfeffel.
The chaps from Winchester were well and truely pfeffeled by the Old Etonion Bullindon spaffers..

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