Spaffing: womens version of "cumming" and masterbation.
Hannah Spaffed over a picture of John.
"oh yes, i'm spaffing" Hannah says as she climaxed.
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To Spaff - An onomatopoeic word describing the act of shaking up a bottle of champagne and shaking it over one's teammates.
"Michael Shumaker stands upon the Formula One podium, spaffing champagne over his teammates"
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A slang term for ejaculate or cum. To be put in odd places for revenge.
My boss doesnβt like me, I donβt like my boss. I donβt like coffee, my boss does.
Mate, you wouldnβt believe how many times Iβve spaffed in him coffee maker at work. Brings a smile to my face every time I see him take a sip.
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Boris Johnson defines spaffed as 'the spending of public money on non-recent child abuse investigations'.
βYou know, Β£60m I saw was being spaffed up a wall on some investigation into historic child abuse and all this kind of thing. What on earth is that going to do to protect the public now?β
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To ejaculate violently; specifically, with wanton and reckless disregard for direction or focus.
Spaf in my face you alsatian-loving scrag wrench.
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The sound it makes when a penis slaps against face.
S-slapping
P-penis
A-against
F-face
Will was totaly being gay so he got spaf'd
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