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turf

1. a sidewalk

2. the area that a gang claims

3. horse-racing

The turf was not safe for travel. What if I got shot.

by The return of Light Joker May 5, 2009

6πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


in your dreams

used to refer to something that is desired by the speaker or the person spoken to but is unlikely to happen

I would make you an awesome video game in your dreams.

by The return of Light Joker November 4, 2011

21πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


in the bag

achieved with certainty

If we can stop that one punk in the corner of map, than the match is in the bag.

by The return of Light Joker January 17, 2011

45πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


scum


1. semen

2. any thick gunk

3. a despicable person

There was scum everywhere.

by The return of Light Joker March 13, 2008

10πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


near

nearly, almost

If he hadn't stopped going to heavy metal concerts he would be near deaf from all that noise.

by The return of Light Joker June 12, 2011

18πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


overserved

alcohol intoxicated, drunk (euphemistic)

This guy was overserved and was getting up in my face.

by The return of Light Joker March 14, 2008

15πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


lax

a laxative, a product taken to relive constipation

To get back he added a lax to her drink after he caught her cheating but failed to think of the consequences.

by The return of Light Joker December 18, 2008

3πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž