Ushanka

An ushanka is a russian/soviet/slavic hat that is beautiful and fluffy. The hat can unfold to make your ears warm. Only gods like boris, antoni, and other slavs can wear it correctly.

Random person: did you see that ushanka boris was wearing? It looks beautiful!
Random slav: its beautiful because boris is the king of slavs

Crab

A beautiful creature that can hold a knife, pinch people, and my only friend is a crab because it doesnt argue with me. You also just feed it and water it and forget about it for a few days and repeat the process.

Random guy: i just stole that crabs food
Crab: stabs random guy

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